did it! I finished my starring role in The Big Bang Theory! Television'll never be the same! Gotrta practice my Emmy speech now. See yaI've done a lot of soul-searching. Perhaps I wasn't cut out to be a Generalissimo. After last night, perhaps TV stardom is my destiny.
Couldn't sleep last night thinking of my Brigadiers. How can I let you down? And yet, how can I deprive the needy world of TV of my talent?
And yet, we've had a President who'd been an actor! Perhaps I can remain your Generalissimo and still enrich the world as a thespian
Ah, how diffiicult life can be at the pinnicle of power! But, as Sovereign of the POW! Empire, I shall not shirk my responsibility!
The die is cast! My decision made! I shall not abandon my Brigadiers! There is more to life than fame and fortune! The Crusade shall go on!
There is weeping in the hallowed halls of television this night. But such sorrow soon shall pass. And my Brigadiers may be at ease once more
So once again another crisis has been averted as we turn once more to our burgeoning plan for social reform and world conquest. Excelsior!
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